still wondering how they made this movie
I don’t want a turbo penis. I like your medium soft one.
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE